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Music made with Suno; Grandma’s voice (in Taiwanese Mandarin) by ElevenLabs; sound effects are synthesized live in code.
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Turn your phone upright to play
While Grandma’s back is turned, hold the screen and rub her moldy tofu (Taiwanese fermented tofu) back and forth; the moment she says “Hmm?”, lift your finger. If she sees your hand on the tofu, it’s “No buy, no touch!”. One hand, 40 seconds a round, and you can send your score to friends as a challenge. This is the second game in the Moldy Tofu Simulator series.