Moldy Tofu Simulator

You make the tofu. Grandma grades it.

Takes one minute, no download. Turn your sound on!

How to play Moldy Tofu Simulator

A free browser cooking game, nothing to download. You need JavaScript turned on to play.

Cut: swipe across the tofu to cut 16 even cubes (3 cuts down, 3 across).
Fuzz: hold the screen to keep the quilt on, and harvest once the tofu grows soft white fuzz.
Spice: the cubes go into a steel bowl. Splash on rice wine, then rub in the stupid-hot chili salt until every cube is red (the bowl keeps rocking, which evens out the powder). If a customer reaches in, slap their hand.
Jar: time your drops into the glass jar, seal it, and get Grandma’s Certificate of Tofu.